Will you write a story and Include these statements regarding a Hero?
Please include at least 6 of these statements.
1. I’m holding out for a hero
2. _________ to the rescue.
3. How may I be of assistance?
4. Battered,bruised,bleeding and _______.
5. Larger than life
6. Sweep me off my feet.
7. Fresh from the fight
8. Where’s our wise and wonderful Hercules?
9. Strong,honorable,kind and gentle.
10. It’s not easy to be me.
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1875
" In Sunshine’s Arms…..WHERE ELSE, dang it all !!"
The waiter at Delmonicos tried to talk Kitty Russell into buying one of his little cucumber sandwiches.
Kitty:"No thanks. 1. I’m holding out for a hero…..And PILE ON the ham, prosciutto, pepperoni, capicola, mortadella and salami. No rodent entrails this time, either!!"
Minutes later Joey the busboy was cleaning up at a nearby table.
Kitty:" Uhhh, Joey. Sometimes you get a bit wild with that broom. Glad to see you’re working hard but THIS time please don’t 6. Sweep me off my feet. "
Joey:" Yes’m."
Kitty happened to glance out the window. To her amazement, Marshal Matt Dillon,(Kitty’s former significant other) was in a knock down fight with three desperados; The Blackwell Gang!!!
From out of the blue came the cry,"2.Festus to the rescue !! 3. How may I be of assistance?"
A punch from one of the bad guys quickly knocked him unconscience.
Matt looked around:"Fat help YOU were!" He turned his attention back to the fight just in time to see a jab coming right for his jaw! Matt reeled backwards. The Blackwell Boys took turns hitting him.
Kitty jumped up from her table and ran outside. The cowboys merely laughed as they pushed her to the side and continued to pummel Matt.
4. Battered,bruised,bleeding and chocking on a bite of her Hero sandwich, Kitty crawled back to Delmonicos."10. It’s not easy to be me", she cried, as Joey helped her back to her table.
Then….out of the blue…..And 5. LARGER than life, Sunshine MacGillicutty came storming into town on her horse !! One look at Matt’s crumpled body was all it took. With guns a’blazing and dust a’ flying, Sunshine chased the bad guys away.
She quickly dismounted and flew to Matt’s side.
"And don’t you DARE come back to Dodge," she screamed as the Blackwells rode away.
"Ohhhhh, MattBaby. My 9. Strong,honorable,kind and gentle loverboy….Don’t you worry none, sugar. I’ll fix you up."
Matt looked at her with the only eye that wasn’t swollen shut.
Matt:" Thank goodness my little Annie Oakley wanna-be saved my ass…….AGAIN !"
Sunshine just smiled, twirled her gun,tossed it in the air and jutted out her right hip so it would land in the holster.
Joey: 8. "Where’s our wise and wonderful Hercules?"
Kitty:" In Sunshine’s arms…..WHERE ELSE, dang it all!!!!"
November 16th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
The city of_______ was being attacked by an air raid. People were hopeless, lives were destroyed, the city was in term oil. "I’m holding out for a hero" answered an old man with some hope left. "Oh please, an obnoxious nasally women said, there is no hope! WE need a hero larger than life, where’s our wise and wonderful Hercules!" Suddenly, a man very bold, and buff came out of a helicopter, and said " How may I be of assistance"? People were overjoyed. Strong, honorable kin and gentle. Those were his traits. He was fresh from the fight after about an hour later , where he was battered, bruised, bleeding, and weak. "Are you OK?" a small boy asked. "Let’s just say it’s not easy being me", answered the hero. He then died to defend the lone city.
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November 16th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1875
" In Sunshine’s Arms…..WHERE ELSE, dang it all !!"
The waiter at Delmonicos tried to talk Kitty Russell into buying one of his little cucumber sandwiches.
Kitty:"No thanks. 1. I’m holding out for a hero…..And PILE ON the ham, prosciutto, pepperoni, capicola, mortadella and salami. No rodent entrails this time, either!!"
Minutes later Joey the busboy was cleaning up at a nearby table.
Kitty:" Uhhh, Joey. Sometimes you get a bit wild with that broom. Glad to see you’re working hard but THIS time please don’t 6. Sweep me off my feet. "
Joey:" Yes’m."
Kitty happened to glance out the window. To her amazement, Marshal Matt Dillon,(Kitty’s former significant other) was in a knock down fight with three desperados; The Blackwell Gang!!!
From out of the blue came the cry,"2.Festus to the rescue !! 3. How may I be of assistance?"
A punch from one of the bad guys quickly knocked him unconscience.
Matt looked around:"Fat help YOU were!" He turned his attention back to the fight just in time to see a jab coming right for his jaw! Matt reeled backwards. The Blackwell Boys took turns hitting him.
Kitty jumped up from her table and ran outside. The cowboys merely laughed as they pushed her to the side and continued to pummel Matt.
4. Battered,bruised,bleeding and chocking on a bite of her Hero sandwich, Kitty crawled back to Delmonicos."10. It’s not easy to be me", she cried, as Joey helped her back to her table.
Then….out of the blue…..And 5. LARGER than life, Sunshine MacGillicutty came storming into town on her horse !! One look at Matt’s crumpled body was all it took. With guns a’blazing and dust a’ flying, Sunshine chased the bad guys away.
She quickly dismounted and flew to Matt’s side.
"And don’t you DARE come back to Dodge," she screamed as the Blackwells rode away.
"Ohhhhh, MattBaby. My 9. Strong,honorable,kind and gentle loverboy….Don’t you worry none, sugar. I’ll fix you up."
Matt looked at her with the only eye that wasn’t swollen shut.
Matt:" Thank goodness my little Annie Oakley wanna-be saved my ass…….AGAIN !"
Sunshine just smiled, twirled her gun,tossed it in the air and jutted out her right hip so it would land in the holster.
Joey: 8. "Where’s our wise and wonderful Hercules?"
Kitty:" In Sunshine’s arms…..WHERE ELSE, dang it all!!!!"
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That was fun, Kayboff.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
1 and 10 are song titles.
But no, I will not write a story for you.
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November 16th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
IT’S NOT EASY TO BE ME. I’m a very picky woman and I’M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO to come SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET. I’m hoping for someone STRONG, HONORABLE, KIND, AND GENTLE, like the man of steel, Superman.
Here I stand on the outside edge of my youth, waiting, always waiting. When will my Batman come TO THE RESCUE?
I can see him approaching FRESH FROM THE FIGHT to save my honor. He emerges LARGER THAN LIFE proudly bearing his battle scars, BATTERED, BRUISED, BLEEDING AND with a smile that can slash through any young girls heart. WHERE IS OUR WISE AND WONDERFUL HERCULES today?
"HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE?" I turn to look up into a pair of the most beautiful but masculine blue eyes I have ever seen. "You were standing here looking rather lost," he smiled at me. "I thought I might be able to assist you in some way."
"I’m fine," I stammered. "I was just deep in thought."
"Then may I buy you a cup of coffee," he asked with a smile that seemed to make the sun shine even warmer on my face.
"My hero," I smiled back. "I was just wishing I had a cup of coffee."
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November 16th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
MISS PIGGY IS MY HERO
Kermit the Frog here. How much do I love Miss Piggy? Oh, let me count the ways…. I love her because she is STRONG, HONORABLE, KIND AND GENTLE.
It’s not easy being green. I just blend in with so many ordinary things, like grass and leaves, and even peas. It would be so much more exciting to be yellow or red….like bananas or tomatoes. No–IT’S NOT EASY TO BE ME. But, when I’m with my porcine beauty, I forget about all that.
Miss Piggy is the most famous martial arts practitioner since Bruce Lee, or Chuck Norris — and ya gotta admit she looks a helluva lot better in pearls and elbow-length lavender gloves.
When I show up on Miss Piggy’s doorstep BATTERED, BRUISED, BLEEDING AND OUT OF BREATH from being chased by restaurateurs that are just after my legs, she COMES TO THE RESCUE with a swift karate chop. “HIIII-YA” shouts Miss Piggy, just before she sends them flying through the air.
FRESH FROM THE FIGHT is when we share some of our most tender moments because that’s when we take a shower together. She SWEEPS ME OFF MY FEET and sits me on her shoulder so I can scrub her back with her pink pearl-handled scrub brush. Believe me there is nothing sexier than a pulchritudinous piglet who is dripping wet!!
Some may say, “Miss Piggy is LARGER THAN LIFE due to her aggressive personality, and because she lives life according to her own rules.” I say, “I wouldn’t want her to change a thing. I love her just the way she is! She is my hero — My divine swine!”
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfVrBEHC4so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLnEU1Gxxqo
http://www.tartcity.com/misspiggy.html
November 16th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
It’s not easy being me. I’m strong, honorable kind and gentle. But my girlfriend asks always "Where’s our wise and wonderful Hercules?" I ask her for a date and she says "I’m holding out for a hero," but all I do is work in a store all day saying things like "How may I be of assistance". It’s moi, customer service associate to the rescue. I am not larger than life at all. And the girl wants me to sweep her off her feet, and I am merely fresh from the fight with a customer who is always wrong. In the end I end up battered bruised and bleeding and overruled by my manager because the customer is always right and retail associates are always wrong.
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